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Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

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I’m so happy because my dad got fed up with comcast because it’s a piece of shit and were going back to fios

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This is important



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escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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okay kids repeat after me

  • there are no rules on sexuality
  • you don’t need to be sure of anything
  • you can always be curious
  • liking someone of a gender that you don’t prefer is fine
  • don’t shame people for what they do or what they like

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I hate sitting on windows, it’s a pane in the ass

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I literally just went from aw to wtf.


there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

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what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

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here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

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Chris Golfer

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marvel studios is going through a moment where they could literally pick any character and make a successful movie if they wanted to. for fucks sake they made one about a team that not even most marvel comics fans really cared about, when no one was asking for a movie about them, a team that features a talking tree and a talking raccoon, and it had the fucking biggest box office of the year so far. stop giving me those weak ass excuses for the lack of female led movies

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reminder to folks not to dress up as a ‘mental patient’ this halloween, mentally ill people are not costumes and the dehumanisation and abuse of us in hospitals is not something to be used for your amusement

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