The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

 


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the-only-proof:

very accurate 

the-only-proof:

very accurate 

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My periods late. I must be pregnant. Oh wait, I forgot I’m a virgin.

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I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via natas-golden-stallion)

(Source: janesblueheaven)

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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filthy-hippie-vibes:

thecleanhippie:

Needed this.

YEEEESSSSSSS!!!

(Source: madeleineishere)

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canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

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americanidjit:

mercsuh:

americanidjit:

it’s 2014 and u still can’t remove other comments from posts on the tumblr mobile app

and tab :(

it’s v frustrating

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akaydemik:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

Lmao

akaydemik:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

Lmao

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psychohood:

If ur a cute pop punk boy and u wanna date me let me know

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topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: goblinnkingg)

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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color palette, inspired by: my soul

(Source: lookatziam)

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lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:

mister-smalls:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

Actually yes they did

and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses

true shit, people

People never change do they

we got taller

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crowleywife:

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

image

XD

(Source: renious)

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